So is doing me some favors of the driving her shiny new car places and letting me leave my old dilapidated one at home, and I promised her a present in return. This is what I came up with: Ceiling Robot salt shaker, paired with his arch nemesis, the evil Dr. Toast as a pepper shaker. Both are her characters, though I think credit for evil Dr. Toast at least partially goes to me, or the internet, or something. Anywho, they both belong to her now, so let the spice battles begin!
If I didn't have amazingly weird eyeball salt and pepper shakers already, I'd make myself a pair of TV Head shakers--one with static on the screen for salt, and one with the blank black screen for pepper.